

Focus - Review
This movie made me mad. Not for the reason you'd think. This movie made me mad because Margot Robbie is literally the perfect human...


Role Models - Review
It's very rare that I will wait a week before reviewing a movie. Normally, I would sit down at my desk, no matter how late it is, and...


Alien - Review
Every time I watch a movie that many consider being one of the greatest films ever made, I feel a tiny bit of pressure to at least enjoy...


Star Trek: The Motion Picture - Review
Every single time an argument arises between Star Wars and Star Trek, I will always choose Star Wars for two reasons. One, I love all the...


Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 - Review
Shoutout to the UV Boys for coming with me to see this movie and record a "Half in the Bag" style movie review. Link to that will be down...


American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile
While the original trilogy was a nice three part story and the band camp spinoff was a nice entry into the franchise, this is the first...


American Pie Presents: Band Camp
Believe it or not, this was actually my first film I ever watched in the American Pie series of films. I had no idea that this was a...


Zoolander - Review
A male fashion king pin attempts to brainwash a brainless male model into assassinating the Malaysian Prime Minister because he is...


National Treasure - Review
Man, I love Nicolas Cage! I don't know what it is, but just the way he delivers every single line is so strange, that it super...


The Fate of the Furious - Review
It's finally here. The much awaited Fast and Furious sequel with the dumbest title since 2 Fast 2 Furious. So fasten your seat belts...



















