Brando Critic

Kingsman: The Secret Service - Review

This is one of the best movies I've ever seen. No really! I'm serious! I mean... Wow! This is a classic example of a "simple story, with...

This movie should be called The Secret of Niche. Like how I explained in my recent Army of Darkness review, you need to be a part of a...

Wow. This is one that BOTH the critics AND the fans will disagree with me on. I will say this, The King's Speech is a good movie. In...

If you know me at all, you'd know that I am a major fan of the 90's/early 2000's teen comedy. Movies like American Pie, Clueless, etc....

Right after this film was over, I went across the street to a Boston Pizza. The waitress, after seeing me walk into the restaurant with a...

This is the last time I will ever talk an ex-girlfriend's movie recommendation. After falling in love with the first Jurassic Park film...

Going into this film, knowing it's a boxing movie, I went in with some certain expectations. I was waiting for another re-telling of...

Not once has a movie made me so hungry in my entire life. I have seen this movie twice now and every time I have, I crave a McDonald's...

Hollow. That is the best way I can describe this movie. You have well-known source material about a man who was raised in the jungle by...

Okay, I had my entire review written out for this film and my computer decided to erase what I wrote. So since I am not entirely in the...