Brando Critic

So I Married An Axe Murderer

You ever have it where you grow up watching a certain movie laughing at all the jokes and having a great time watching it every time?...

This might be my favourite Arnold Schwarzenegger movie ever. Although I do love the first two Terminator films and I haven't seen them in...

This movie isn't very good. Straight up. The jokes are pretty cheap, the story is ridiculous and the acting isn't the best. However, I...

There are some certain movies where I get that classic, "You haven't seen that?! You call yourself a movie critic?!" The Usual Suspects...

Talk about the sequel that downgrades. When I say "downgrades", I mean the overall enjoyability because the weird humour, the racist...

Sometimes when writing reviews, either two things can happen. One, so much material comes to my mind of what to talk about. Things that...

Oh, my goodness. This movie gave me two new things. One, it gave me my new favourite movie of 2017, just passing Wonder Woman, and two,...

After watching the trailer for the sequel coming out, and hearing from some fellow film students that this movie isn't actually that bad...

Ever since I took a Mysteries and Conspiracies class in University in the semester of Fall 2016, I have been fascinated by American...

It has now become a cliche in itself to hate on the Transformers films and to be honest, most of the haters have some very valid points...